I have found Happy Hippos!
When I was on my lunch break the other day, I stumbled upon a little gourmet marketplace downtown. As I was paying, I spotted them: Happy Hippos (chocolate instead of hazelnut, but I can adjust). And behind me, MORE KINDER CANDY. Woooooooooooooooooo.
Then I bought a box without asking how much they were. By the time I found out they were $6, I felt too awkward to say I didn't want them. Oops. Anyway, I can't believe that all this time there has been Kinder candy within 15 minutes of me and I didn't know. I'll have to stock up before graduation!